We all graduated yesterday. Whoopie!
WAYS TO PROVE YOUR BAD-ASSERY.
- I cut my hair with a chainsaw.
- I will my heart to pump.
- I punched a hole into the ground; the foundation of my house.
- You don't know me? Don't worry, my presence does that to lots of people.
- Doctors say I'm sick because I've never been.
- Most people punch their way out of fights. I just stand there and laugh.
- I take the Intern stint so I can become boss at a slightly slower pace.
- My daily route to work is dip through the Pacific.
- I can only have so much muscle.
- Chuck Norris is just another nickname.